CHRISTMAS PUPPIES FOR SALE|
by IMA Shyster.
Ho, ho, ho it's that time of year
It is so hard to find an original gift. Why not a
puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on
Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like
dogs will get attached to the fuzzy little puppy with
the big eyes.
Puppies are truly a gift for everyone.
Our company produces thousands of puppies each year.
We manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them
to pet stores all over the country.
Now for the first time you can buy direct from the
mill and save hundreds of dollars.
We have all breeds and will have thousands available
for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months.
recommend that you get them as young as possible
because they are so cute when they are tiny.
may suffer nutritionally from not having their
mothers' milk, and they may never be able to relate
socially to other dogs but it's worth it to get one
while they are so cute.
All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not
that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an
attempt to ensure that the papers match the pup but
the papers are authentic and are suitable for framing.
Won't that impress the special someone on your
These authentic papers mean that you
can also breed your dog, breed genetically deficient
puppies, and make back your original investment many
Don't worry about producing too many
puppies -- most local governments have an animal
control department that will kill the unwanted dogs
That's the beauty of our business, if you
someone a bad pup, they can have it killed and you can
sell them a new breed next year.
All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and
learn to relieve themselves where they sleep.
means you will never have to house train your pup.
can keep him in the small crate his entire life.
you have guests over you can always take him out and
clean him up and he will look like a normal dog.
course if you do take him out of the crate be careful,
you may never be able to house train your puppy. Be
prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise
out of living in a wire cage from birth until shipment
to the pet store.
Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling
sickly puppies and some even ask if we have any type
of health guarantee.
We guarantee that your puppy will
be alive when you get it.
We may have more health
than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet
should clear up most problems. Or not.
If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new puppy.
Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for
potential genetic health problems. Not us. We save
that money and use it to buy nice stuff for ourselves.
The bottom line is, if you are looking for a long term
family pet to be part of your household for years to
come go to a reputable breeder.
You could also adopt
one from a local rescue group or shelter.
you're looking for a disposable puppy that looks just
as cute and will only cost a few bucks more, stop by
your local pet store and be sure to ask for the
Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order
yours direct from the mill and save even more.
Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a
limited time only, buy 2 sickly puppies at the regular
price and get one nearly dead puppy for free.
are usually several of these 'almost dead's' in the
shops' back room.
Call today to ensure delivery by
Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG.